Alright guys... it's about to get real. If you're not ready for it, better leave now. I'm making confessions. Judge me if you like, it won't change me.
1. I multitask while I'm in the bath, and recently I was attempting to eat chips and salsa while bathing and I ended up taking a corn and bean bath when my salsa fell in. And I scooped out the veggies and didn't even run new water.
2. I put chocolate chips in any and all ice cream, tonight it was orange sherbet.
3. I listened to a Christmas song two days ago, on purpose. Three times.
4. I've never seen Forrest Gump.
5. I give my cat daily pep talks when we are about to make a dramatic life change.. it helps her adjust. I think.
6. I only light tea light candles in my house because I never remember to blow them out and they are the only ones that will go out on their own.
7. A few days ago I was craving tasty coffee, so I made some with my Keurig. I poured creamer in it and didn't realize my creamer was expired until it came out in a clump and splashed into my hot coffee. I stirred it vigorously and drank half the cup anyway before deciding it didn't really taste that good.
8. Today I went to a pottery painting place and painted by myself, mostly cause I do what I want.
9. I have had a keyboard set up in my bedroom for almost 1 year and I still don't have a power cord for it.
10. Sometimes [or 95% of the time] when I get off work I'm so exhausted I take my scrubs off and go straight to bed without a shower. Gross, I know.
11. NewGirl is skanky and scandalous, and I'm obsessed with it.
12. Working nights has my sleep schedule super janky, so I'm usually up until 3 or 4 am even if I'm not working. I get super dramatic after like 1 and I have to put my phone out of reach so I don't send super dramatic, girly, clingy, lame text messages. As a substitute, I write extremely lame and dramatic love notes in my journal that make me sound like a 13 year old girl. [Obvs I have the vocabulary of a 13 year old girl also.. I just used "dramatic" 3 times in 3 sentences. Long hair don't care].
13. I only make my bed when the sheets are finally sagging to the floor on the side I sleep on.
14. I frequently check my mail at 7 am even though it is always empty at that time and I am completely aware that the mailman doesn't come until 3 pm.
15. Maybe once a week I stalk myself on social media.
16. I played Pokémon on a Gameboy DS last week. For 3ish hours.
Alright, spill your guts. You owe me something embarrassing now. Tell me. Please.
I eat in the bathtub too! I have been known to eat a #4 combo meal from burger king while I soak :)
ReplyDeleteI never take baths, but I write prayer requests on my shower walls with a a childs soap crayon...sometimes when my kids visit, they get hold of my crayon and write other rude comments on my shower walls.
ReplyDeleteI never take the time to take a bath, but I write prayer requests on my shower wall with a childs soap crayon to remind me to pray when I take a shower....when my kids are home, they get hold of my crayon and write rude comments on my shower walls.
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